Scientists once decried my knowledge of mammoths as “very, very poor”. In fact, my entire knowledge of mammoths could be distilled down to a few simple bullet points:

Fortunately, this all changed when I had the privilege of helping some Barbarians on a project for the wonderful people at the San Diego Zoo. The Zoo has a brand new exhibit called Elephant Odyssey that teaches visitors about Asian elephants and their prehistoric ancestors, Columbian mammoths.

General Reuter, the popular and bearded Confederate Army hero, recently sent Phil and I some fine Insane Clown Posse materials. Enjoying Faygo Rock & Rye soda while wearing 2XL ICP shirts is a fine way to spend a Friday afternoon.

SUP FAMZ.

Just now I was trying to unleash some fine brown liquor from its foul prison of a bottle. But there was a problem. It seems this brown liquor is so fine that it comes with some waxed seal business over the cork, which makes for difficult opening.

See:

Any time I have difficulty with something, I reach out to the IT department for help – like when I broke Hotbot. In this case I bothered Mr. IT Manager Ian.

Good news everyone.

We drink a lot and sometimes that happens at bars. While at these bars, we often play a game called Photo Hunt. It’s a game in which drunkards try to find five differences in two (somewhat) identical photos while drinking and spending too much money. It looks like this:

Based on that bit of computer entertainment, we made this sweeeeeeet game. It’s for Photoshop Express and it’s called Identifive.

A few months ago we helped Adobe launch Photoshop Express, their free online version of Photoshop that lets folks mess around with and store (up to 2GB of) their photos. Excellent, right? Yes.

In that tradition of excellence, we also created a bunch of original songs for the members of Photoshop Express to use in their personal slideshows. When I say “we”, I really mean my good and extremely talented friend Sean T Drinkwater. This guy isn’t messing around when it comes to music. His songs are pretty awesome. See (or listen) for yourself at psxmusic.com.

Pfeffer and I will not be building a Stargate out of parts intended for one of the McLeod Mirrors.

There is a huge lack of Richard Harris/Orca Fanfic out there.