Ivan Hollander

3D Artist, Designer :: Boston office

Ivan is the scariest Barbarian. Seriously. When he’s not terrifying us he’s busy listening to scary soundtracks, viking metal, and industrial music. Beyond that, he is our 3D generalist and a designer in the Boston office.
Prior to joining TBG in 2004, Ivan was freelancing and a loose cannon in the state of Massachusetts. He graduated from UMASS, majoring in Graphic Design. His favorite color is red and believes Paulaner Hefe-Weissbier is the key to immortality.

Random Question #789475

Ghostbusters: SciFi, Comedy, Fantasy, or Horror?

Alright Chums, lets do this!

So ROFLCon is days away and I cant wait. Leeroy Jenkins . Rooster Teeth . Its like this deranged unveiling of the man behind Oz, and the ‘who’ that taught me to team-kill and teabag everyone on xbox live.
Even the Chapman brothers (dudes behind Homestar Runner) will be there. With any luck, I can record a live bootleg of the Trogdor theme.

Unanswered Questions...

These days I find I have more questions than answers to supplement the likes of a blog post. As such, I will use this as the forum to promote a search for answers where reason and logic have failed me. So here come the questions – starting now:
-If I compress mashed potatoes to such an extent, can I achieve a state of solidification where the original potato can be reformed?
-Where do Tofu and Toothpaste fall into the categories of States of Matter? Liquid, Solid, Gas, Plasma?
-When people have abdominal surgery and they’re stitched back up, what happens to all the trapped air? Do they just have an embolism?
-Why do I have fingernails instead of teeth on the end of my fingers?
-Given the current justice system, would Robin Hood be considered a criminal? Would he do time?
-what is the point of two nostrils? Seriously? Evolution can’t fix this?
-How do I make usable penicillin from scratch?
-How do I perform a citizens arrest on a police officer?
-How can I create a chain reaction, seperating the earths ocean into their respective elements of hydrogen and oxygen, turning the planet into a bomb?
-what is the best place to get shot in the head?
-If I break my arm, can I replace my elbows with artificial ball joints?
-What is the ‘U’ in Uburger mean?
-Why cant my eyes go backwards/anti-crosseyed?
-Where is the sweetest jump to take a school bus off of?
Thats all for now. I’ll post’em as they come…...