http://www.barbariangroup.com/employees/ivan_hollander.xml The latest posts by Ivan Hollander on TheBarbarianGroup.com en-us <div class="t_block">Ghostbusters: SciFi, Comedy, Fantasy, or Horror?</div> Ivan Hollander Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:54:38 -0400 http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/381-random_question_789475 http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/381-random_question_789475 <div class="t_block">So <a href="http://roflcon.org" target="_blank">ROFLCon</a> is days away and I cant wait. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zll_jAKvarw" target="_blank">Leeroy Jenkins</a> . <a href="http://redvsblue.com" target="_blank">Rooster Teeth</a> . Its like this deranged unveiling of the man behind Oz, and the &#8216;who&#8217; that taught me to team-kill and teabag everyone on xbox live.<br />Even the Chapman brothers (dudes behind <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com" target="_blank">Homestar Runner</a>) will be there. With any luck, I can record a live bootleg of the Trogdor theme.</div> Ivan Hollander Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:34:07 -0400 http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/262-alright_chums_lets_do_this http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/262-alright_chums_lets_do_this <div class="t_block">These days I find I have more questions than answers to supplement the likes of a blog post. As such, I will use this as the forum to promote a search for answers where reason and logic have failed me. So here come the questions &#8211; starting now:</div> <div class="t_block">-If I compress mashed potatoes to such an extent, can I achieve a state of solidification where the original potato can be reformed?</div> <div class="t_block">-Where do Tofu and Toothpaste fall into the categories of States of Matter? Liquid, Solid, Gas, Plasma?</div> <div class="t_block">-When people have abdominal surgery and they&#8217;re stitched back up, what happens to all the trapped air? Do they just have an embolism?</div> <div class="t_block">-Why do I have fingernails instead of teeth on the end of my fingers?</div> <div class="t_block">-Given the current justice system, would Robin Hood be considered a criminal? Would he do time?</div> <div class="t_block">-what is the point of two nostrils? Seriously? Evolution can&#8217;t fix this?</div> <div class="t_block">-How do I make usable penicillin from scratch?</div> <div class="t_block">-How do I perform a citizens arrest on a police officer?</div> <div class="t_block">-How can I create a chain reaction, seperating the earths ocean into their respective elements of hydrogen and oxygen, turning the planet into a bomb?</div> <div class="t_block">-what is the best place to get shot in the head?</div> <div class="t_block">-If I break my arm, can I replace my elbows with artificial ball joints?</div> <div class="t_block">-What is the &#8216;U&#8217; in Uburger mean?</div> <div class="t_block">-Why cant my eyes go backwards/anti-crosseyed?</div> <div class="t_block">-Where is the sweetest jump to take a school bus off of?</div> <div class="t_block">Thats all for now. I&#8217;ll post&#8217;em as they come&#8230;...</div> Ivan Hollander Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:54:37 -0400 http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/222-unanswered_questions http://www.barbariangroup.com/posts/222-unanswered_questions