Working off San Francisco’s Union Square has a variety of pros and cons. Pros- shopping, eating, art, public transportation, chinatown, the list goes on… Cons- too much shopping, too many tourists, and well, my boyfriend. Yes, you read that right, I have a boyfriend, and he’s a major con. He is a nice guy, always complimentary, and well-groomed. But, he’s pushy. And I’m not down with pushy. At our first meeting (as I exited BART), he asked my name, where I lived and if he could be my boyfriend. Definitely too forward for me. Well, it’s been three years since our first encounter, and he still doesn’t know my name, but he’s decided to call me his girlfriend against my silent wishes. He’s about 5’ 7”, has dark hair, wears glasses and hiking boots, and he carries a really nice hiking backpack. Just wondering if any other San Franciscans have seen him, or even better, if he’s your boyfriend too! Let me know because I’d love to call him out on double-timing!