Second Barbarian mayoral debate raises expectations, roof

the boston office/townhall debate
mayoral debate videoconference
Candidate Bonadies formulates his reply to a citizen's question
BOSTON (TBG) Last night marked the second and final Barbarian Group Mayoral Debate, this time held in a townhall-style fashion in San Francisco, New York, and Boston. Surprise and dramatics were the order of the night. Previously-withdrawn candidate Anthony Dines made a last-minute return to the race, announcing his re-candidacy moments before the debate began. On a sadder note, incumbent candidate Bruce Winterton dropped his name from the running just minutes before the debate began, as rumors regarding his gender identity and secret past began to swirl about the campaign. The remaining candidates, Nicole Califano and Nick Bonadies, fought off increasing drunkenness and spandex burns to strongly explain their positions and appeal to Barbarians of all walks.

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On February 28, 2009 at 10:16 AM, Stephanie Maillet wrote:
Congratulations to our new mayor, Nick Bonadies!
So, er, what are the duties of the Barbarian Mayor anyway?
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