These days I find I have more questions than answers to supplement the likes of a blog post. As such, I will use this as the forum to promote a search for answers where reason and logic have failed me. So here come the questions – starting now:

-If I compress mashed potatoes to such an extent, can I achieve a state of solidification where the original potato can be reformed?

-Where do Tofu and Toothpaste fall into the categories of States of Matter? Liquid, Solid, Gas, Plasma?

-When people have abdominal surgery and they’re stitched back up, what happens to all the trapped air? Do they just have an embolism?

-Why do I have fingernails instead of teeth on the end of my fingers?

-Given the current justice system, would Robin Hood be considered a criminal? Would he do time?

-what is the point of two nostrils? Seriously? Evolution can’t fix this?

-How do I make usable penicillin from scratch?

-How do I perform a citizens arrest on a police officer?

-How can I create a chain reaction, seperating the earths ocean into their respective elements of hydrogen and oxygen, turning the planet into a bomb?

-what is the best place to get shot in the head?

-If I break my arm, can I replace my elbows with artificial ball joints?

-What is the ‘U’ in Uburger mean?

-Why cant my eyes go backwards/anti-crosseyed?

-Where is the sweetest jump to take a school bus off of?

Thats all for now. I’ll post’em as they come…...