Some recent movies that I liked...


Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Why I liked it: It has my favorite colon title.
Favorite Scene: When Lexy gets real and scratches on the blackboard to get our attention, and then we become a successful choir right before time runs out.

The Mighty Ducks
Why I liked it: HIP CHECK!
Favorite Scene: When Lexy learns puck control with eggs and then we all make frittatas.

The Goonies
Why I liked it: It makes me wish old men in my neighborhood buried treasure instead of driving around in unmarked vans.
Favorite Scene: When Lexy plays the pipe organ and sings ‘Sweet Dreams’ by the Eurythmics.

Jurassic Park
Why I liked it: I think it’s scientifically feasible.
Favorite Scene: When Lexy discovers that the dinosaurs are allergic to water, so she starts hitting glasses of water with a baseball bat and then saves the day and then she buys us beer.

Congo
Why I liked it: Talking gorillas.
Favorite Scene: When Lexy lasers the hand off of that rude gorilla. What a dick. I mean the gorilla, not Lexy.

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