OMG YES! I got my first nigerian scam email!

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA
DEBT RECONCILIATION OFFICE
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA
(CONTRACT PAYMENT, COSTING, INVESTIGATION AND APPROVAL)
Email: internationalremittancedept@cbn-nigeriaonline.org
ATTENTION.BENEFICARIES
RE: YOUR PAYMENT FILE
I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT FILE AS DIRECTED BY THE PRESIDENCY, AND SEEN THAT IT WILL TAKE US A LONG PROCESS FOR YOUR MONEY TO BE RELEASED DUE TO SOME IRREGULARITIES DETECTED IN YOUR FILE. DURING OUR INVESTIGATION, WE FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE SPENT SO MUCH IN TRYING TO REALIZE YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT, WHICH DID NOT EVEN REFLECT IN YOUR FILE, BUT I HAVE AN OFFER, WHICH WILL AT LEAST HELP YOUR FINANCIAL STAND.
THIS OFFER IS AN AMOUNT FROM FEDERAL GOVERNMENT LEFT OVER. IT IS A TOTAL SUM OF US$4,000,000.00
(FOUR MILLION, UNITED STATES DOLLARS), WHICH WILL BE SHARED BETWEEN YOU AND ME IN THE RATIO OF 50%- 50%. THIS AMOUNT IS NOT FROM YOUR CONTRACT SUM OR HAVE ANY THING RELATED TO YOUR CONTRACT SUM, RATHER IT IS A LEFT OVER FROM THE AMOUNT USED IN PAYING LOCAL CONTRACTORS AND IT IS DIRECTLY UNDER MY CUSTODY. I AM OFFERING YOU THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THAT YOUR CONTRACT FUND WILL NOT BE RELEASED ON TIME UNTIL ALL THE ANOMALIES ARE RECTIFIED AND ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY AN ACCREDITED GOVERNMENT CONTRACTOR,THIS MEANS WE DO NOT HAVE TO GET APPROVALS AND REGISTRATIONS. THE ONLY THINGS NEEDED FOR THIS US$4 MILLION TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT UNDER 72 HOURS ARE AS FOLLOW: -
(FOUR MILLION, UNITED STATES DOLLARS), WHICH WILL BE SHARED BETWEEN YOU AND ME IN THE RATIO OF 50%- 50%. THIS AMOUNT IS NOT FROM YOUR CONTRACT SUM OR HAVE ANY THING RELATED TO YOUR CONTRACT SUM, RATHER IT IS A LEFT OVER FROM THE AMOUNT USED IN PAYING LOCAL CONTRACTORS AND IT IS DIRECTLY UNDER MY CUSTODY. I AM OFFERING YOU THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN THAT YOUR CONTRACT FUND WILL NOT BE RELEASED ON TIME UNTIL ALL THE ANOMALIES ARE RECTIFIED AND ALSO BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY AN ACCREDITED GOVERNMENT CONTRACTOR,THIS MEANS WE DO NOT HAVE TO GET APPROVALS AND REGISTRATIONS. THE ONLY THINGS NEEDED FOR THIS US$4 MILLION TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT UNDER 72 HOURS ARE AS FOLLOW: -
I) A NEW BANK ACCOUNT, WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT IS IN YOUR FILE.
2) US$950.00, WHICH WILL BE NEEDED TO REGISTER AND NORMALIZE THE NEW ACCOUNT IN THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT, BEAR IN MIND THAT THE REGISTERATION HAS TO BE DONE BY THE ACCOUNT OWNER.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THIS IS NOT A CONTRACT PAYMENT. THEREFORE THERE WILL BE NO BUREAUCRACY OR MISFORTUNE. PLEASE NOTE THAT IF YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE THIS DEAL WITH ME, YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY FURNISHING ME WITH YOUR NEW ACCOUNT, FULL NAMES, CONTACT ADDRESS AND TELEPHONE NUMBER/FAX. ALSO BE INFORMED THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL TAKE US JUST 72 HOURS TO ACCOMPLISH, AND IF YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MEET UP WITH THE ABOVE TWO CONDITIONS THEN DO NOT BOTHER TO RESPOND, BECAUSE THERE IS NOT TIME FO BUREAUCRACIES AND ARGUEMENTS.
Yours Truly,
DR. John Michael JP
Chairman
DR. John Michael JP
Chairman
My reply:
Dear Dr. John Michael JP
As you have seen my file you understand the great lengths to which I have gone to reconcile this debt. Recently as soon as last week I received a death in the family. As I am sure you understand, being a human yourself, that his has caused a great pain and suffering in my mind as well as bank account. I currently only retain the balance of $150.00 US dollars to my name. Would it still be possible to set up a transfer with less than the required funs? I know you said not to reply, but please understand my plight.
With all the love of Christs overflowing heart-
Jeff Denburg
Jeff Denburg
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