Here’s his reply this time:

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA
DEBT RECONCILIATION OFFICE
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA
(CONTRACT PAYMENT, COSTING, INVESTIGATION AND APPROVAL)
ATTENTION. JEFF DENBURG

I DULLY ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF YOUR LETTER AND COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION.I APPRECIATE YOUR KIND RESPONSE

I wish to inform you that we need to start up with the registration and processing of the important document at the high court to ensure a successful transfer of the fund into your nominated account. Note that you are required to complete the attached transfer form and return back immediately for further processing of this transaction.

I have begin enquiries at the high court concerning the authentication exercise of this transaction. be informed that registration fees should be send to the protocol officer of this bank and also the reference number/control number should be sent to this office upon payment.
Below is the payment information via western union or money gram int’l transfer close to your location.

NAME: NNAMDI TIMOTHY
ADDRESS: LAGOS-NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
TEXT ANSWER: JEFF

Upon payment a receipt of payment via any of this means should be sent to my office immediately so that i can instruct the protocol officer of his duty. money control number should also be included after payment.

A receipt will be issues to you immediately we acknowledge the receipt of payment of the registration fees.
PLEASE FURNISH ME WITH THIS REQUIRED DETAILS:

OCCUPATIO:
MARITAL STATUS:
TELEPHONE OR FAX NUMBER:
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS IF ANY:

Thank you as i wait for your urgent prompt response

With respect,
Rev. Dr. John Michael.

Now my reply:

Dear Your Holiness,

I dully received your last message, but I fear I have horrible news and require your guidance as a Doctor and Reverend. Last night on my way to the bank I was held up at gun and knife point, the contents of all my receptacles was removed and splayed before me. The robbers stole everything. They raped and murdered my wife in front of me. Oh Rev. Dr. John Michael please help! Now I have received a second lost soul to god, as well as the removal of all personal funs that are in accordance with my name. They even stole my dearest pet dog, of which I have attached a picture for your personal perusal.

Rev. Dr. John Michael, what should I do in such trying times? Do you have any advice for one stricken so as I? What path does Jesus hold for me?

Thats when I realized that it is you Rev. Dr. John Michael, you are my saviour! In your emails I can see the picture of the beautiful bank and clear blue sky. I desire, nay, require that! In the scrolling text included with your darling, heartfelt letters, it says “a conducive place to work…” etc. Well Rev. Dr. John Michael, I would like to request an application for employer hirement.

Here are some key skills I have developed in my time as an official managerial hirement manager.
Speaking skills- I can speak very well.
Well developed typing skills- I hardly make a mistake and I am able to blast 30 worms per minute.
Managerial skills- I am excellent at the managerment of the staff in an office environment. I have never tested the skills in an outdoor setting.

Please Rev. Dr. John Michael, I don’t even need to be paid well, perhaps I could even be your personal unpaid intern?

I have purchased tickets to fly to Lagos-Nigeria and I hope to meet you at the airport; my plane lands at 10am May the 9th Nigeria time. I am on Delta Air Lines Flight 705/50. Please Rev. Dr. John Michael meet me at the airport. I am afraid to travel to a new land, but there is nothing left for me here. I am prepared to face what I must when I arrive.

Occupatio: Your loving Intern
Marital Status: Widowed
Telephone/fax: stolen
Resident Address: 8923 Momona Street Honolulu, HI 96820

I look forward to seeing you. But perhaps you could send me some funs so to make my travel easier? You can paypal direct or money transfer wire via western union online to my email address. I look forward to hearing from you within 24 hours.

My Dearest Regard and well wishes to you, your family, your company, and Jesus in Christ’s undying name-
Jeff Denburg

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