so on june 4th, i’m being auctioned off by boston magazine to benefit the sport in society kevin fitz fund.

the good: the money raised will go to this amazing charity, which is very dear to my heart. someone who doesn’t have the motor skills of a small, stupid child will put make up on me. i will get my hair did. i will be wearing a foxy dress.

the bad: someone really awful could buy me. and probably will. i could fall off the stage and land in a cake like on a sitcom. and probably will. also, i am being auctioned off.

maybe you think charity date auctions are totally awesome and want to give money to some excellent charities. if that’s the case then you should come down to the hard rock cafe on june 4th and buy a nice man or lady.