(whew)

Dear Earth,
How are you doing? I just wanted to congratulate you on not imploding into a giant black hole when the Large Hadron Collider was powered on last night! I’m sure you are as relieved as we are. Remind me to buy you a drink next time we are at the bar.
Oh, and thanks for all the air and water. It really does make all the difference.
Your pal,
Ian
P.S. – Maybe we can get some real snow this winter?

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Sorry dude, no snow for you.
look, there's a <a href="http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html">webcam feed from the lab</a>
On September 11, 2008 at 06:24 PM, besserwisser wrote:
hi
just for the record, the LHC was turned on yesterday, but the protons didn't crash into each other yet.
the main experiment wich some think could create dangerous black holes isn't sceduled before in a few weeks.
greetings
and how did you figure out the recipe for fog?
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