I have my best ideas in the shower (well, not always IN the shower, but you get the idea.). So this is my attempt at an ongoing collection of these ideas. All rights reserved, hit me up if you want to get rich.
Shower Idea #001: Age Verification Quizzes
Kids are dumb today, huh? They don’t even know how to search for things on the Internet, much less read or memorize. And yet, we have all of these things online that are age-restricted: porn sites, booze sites, the good redband movie trailers. So we put up these ridiculous Age Verification pages, which ask you your birthday and hope you’re honest. (It’s amazing how many people were born in January of a random year…)They’re a legal shield – nothing more.
So can’t we combine the two? Instead of asking someone their age, ask them a question they should KNOW at 18 or 21, like historical facts or math problems or things like that. We have all these standardized tests that say what we should know at a given time – let’s capitalize on it!
This would be awesome for websites, but would rule harder on things like Video Games, Apps, Movies – anything that has a tiered access structure. That way, kids who want to watch a PG-13 movie would have to answer 13 year old aptitude questions, where as 16+ kids would have to know, you know, what the Holocaust is. (I say this because a 16 year old once asked me what the Holocaust was.)
And hell, if they’re not 18, well at least they’re smarter, right? If they don’t know the answer, at least they’ll get better at looking it up, or answering multiple choice tests or whatever. And instead of just selecting a random birthday, maybe they’ll learn something. Call it Intellicaptcha.
But what if I’m over 18 and STILL don’t know the answer?, I hear you asking. Well, then, LOOK IT UP! Honestly, you people.